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Last Updated: 16.06.2025 14:07
Still no good
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why are you a Muslim? Why is it Islam for you and not something else?
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Which type of physical cable has fastest transmission speed?
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
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